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    大學英語話劇劇本(通用10篇)

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    大學英語話劇劇本(通用10篇)

      大學英語話劇劇本 1

      The rhythm of love

      Actors: 孔上海 丁宗玉 馮杰 朱媛媛 趙紅玉 馮芳報幕:李彩麗

      X:孔上海 J: 馮杰 W:朱媛媛 D:丁宗玉 Y: 馮芳 Z: 趙紅玉(總道具:一個可以撕頁的卡)

      第一幕:

      道具:凳子兩個,棒棒糖。

      人物:孔上海 馮杰 朱媛媛

     。T杰and 朱媛媛 唱歌入場 《Girlfriend》艾薇兒)(馮杰 and 朱媛媛 唱完后 找個凳子坐下 做聊天狀)孔上海: Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!(手勢動作)(孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端詳, 當朱媛媛伸出手以為要請她跳舞時候,孔上海馬上跳到馮杰面前,給棒棒糖,唱老鼠愛大米英文版,然后兩人到臺前)孔上海: I have fell in love with you!

      馮杰: It’s too rapid! I can’t confront it.

      孔上海: Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?

      馮杰: Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海: Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!

      馮杰:……

     。ǹ,馮杰退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步,先回頭張望)(背景音樂響起《Right Here Waiting》)朱媛媛: Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…(語速變緩)第二幕:

      道具:凳子兩個,外套一件(先放在地上),飯盒一個,英語書。

      人物:孔上海 馮杰 朱媛媛

     。ㄖ戽骆孪冗M來,帶上飯盒 放在孔上海的座位上,戀戀不舍離開并一邊回頭張望,然后坐到自己位置上,拿起書看)(孔上海入場,先是看到了飯盒,很奇怪,端起)孔上海:It’s strange! 朱媛媛,is it yours?

      朱媛媛: No ! it’s yours.

      孔上海: Ok that’s fine . No matter who it belongs , I’m hungry now , eating is a good choice.

     。T杰進來,看到孔上海在吃飯)

      馮杰: Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!

     。T杰然后走開 走到門外)

     。ǹ咨虾W呦蚯芭_ 指著馮杰)

      孔上海: It’s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!

     。ǜ吲d狀,然后回去, 睡覺了)

     。ㄖ戽骆驴吹娇咨虾KX了就偷偷摸摸的過去,給他加衣服,此時馮杰在門口進來 剛好看到)(朱媛媛做出可愛狀 戀戀不舍狀,慢慢走開 碰到馮杰)朱媛媛: Hi 馮杰!

      馮杰: Hi 朱媛媛! Nice to meet you .

     。ㄖ戽骆录奔泵γψ唛_,馮杰走進去,回了回頭 很用力的砸書,孔上海被驚醒)第三幕:

      道具: 紙做的棒子一個,木棒子一個,水桶(紙做的.也可以), 新華字典,新華字典書皮,大話西游草稿。(音樂:敢問路在何方)趙紅玉: Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?

      孔上海: Yes. How do you get to know?

      趙紅玉: 貧道

      馮芳: first blood! (打趙紅玉…)

      趙紅玉: 貧僧 come from china! I’m the master of Buddhism.

      孔上海: I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It’s you 去西天取經趙紅玉: no ! not 去西天取經,but 去西天拜堂成親。

     。ǹ咨虾W龀鲶@訝狀)

      趙紅玉: I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?

      孔上海: 葵花寶典?

      趙紅玉: no no no 新華字典。ㄋ合聲ぃ㎡nce upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you(sing)馮芳: stop! Double kill! (并打趙紅玉…) 孔上海, listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?

      孔上海: yes! It’s my favorite!

      馮芳: tripe kill!! (并打孔上! I’m 豬八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!

      趙紅玉: 八戒! I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔獸爭霸 and dota!!

      馮芳: I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it’s a dream deeply rooted in the dream! Oh!!嫦娥! I miss you!!!!

      孔上海: oh??? 高翠蘭is there.

      馮芳: where? Where? 翠蘭!I’m coming!!

     。T芳馬上跑了過去,趙紅玉追了過去 邊喊 八戒!八戒。┛咨虾# a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥.

      第四幕:緊箍

     。T杰 丁宗玉上場)

      馮杰: 丁宗玉, I’m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?

      丁宗玉: oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I’m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !

      馮杰: 丁宗玉, I trust you forever……

     。T杰,丁宗玉開始拿到冰激凌的盒子, 丁宗玉喂馮杰吃,此時孔上海上場,做四處張望狀)孔上海: 馮杰! Where are you!! You are my girl!

     。ù藭r看到馮杰,丁宗玉 在親密, 孔上海 沖了過去)孔上海: 馮杰 ! You are here! I’m looking for you all night! (生氣 驚訝狀)who is he? Why will you get along with him?

      馮杰: get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?

      孔上海: no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? (此時孔上海上前想要解釋 不小心把馮杰推倒, 馮杰做倒地狀)…(此時丁宗玉 上前,一把打倒孔上海, 孔上海倒地)孔上海: 馮杰! I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!

     。ù藭r 趙紅玉,馮芳上場 看到丁宗玉 做出驚訝狀 )趙紅玉: Wukong(丁宗玉)! Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!

      丁宗玉: oh my god!!! Master tang … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?

      趙紅玉: Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.(開始念緊箍咒)(丁宗玉 開始痛苦)

      馮杰: No !! 丁宗玉! You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!

      馮芳: Brother monkey! What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉: Oh no!! You silly pig!!! Wait!! Wait!!

     。ㄚw紅玉,馮芳 開始走了, 丁宗玉馬上追上)(音樂: 梁靜茹《可惜不是你》)

      第五幕:

      道具:優樂美

     。ǹ咨虾 繼續倒在地上, 朱媛媛 走過來 扶起他)朱媛媛: You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海: Really? I’m sure you are the best girl for me(朱媛媛 拿出奶茶)

      朱媛媛: Do you know who you are?

      孔上海: I’m 孔上海! Any wrong?

      朱媛媛: No ! You are this !

      孔上海: Am I just a milky tea?

      朱媛媛: You are my 優樂美!

     。ū尘耙魳讽懫穑骸镀压⒌募s定》前奏)

     。▋扇讼喾龆,馮杰 進入視野,馮杰開始告白)(馮杰看到孔上海,朱媛媛在一起了,先頓了頓 然后走了過去)馮杰: I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海: And no second choice to get a better one.

      The End

      大學英語話劇劇本 2

      《May Dream Wont Come Ture》

      Scene1

     。▽W校食堂里,下課鈴剛響)

      Narrator:又一個上午過去了,食堂里迎來了新一輪的搶飯風暴。"襄樊學院廣播臺提醒各位搶飯同學注意形象,注意排隊秩序".

     。ㄈ顺庇窟M,餐桌上迅速被書和包占領,賣飯窗口前排成N條長龍,A與B小跑上場)A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

      B:(看看手表)25 seconds today.Wed better run quickly tomorrow.

      A:What a wonderful thing if we neednt(指那堆擠來擠去的人)like this!

      B:Well.Lets go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!Whats lesson this afternoon?

      A:We have a listening examination.Its boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2

     。ˋ的辦公室內)

      Narrator:果然,下午的聽力課上,A又睡著了,這次,她夢到了她的理想生活……(A坐在辦公桌前,秘書走進)

      秘書:Good morning,A.Ill tell you todays arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.Thats all.

     。貢酥烈慌,音樂老師推門進)

      A:Morning.Please sit down.

      音:(拿著幾張CD)Thats no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chous new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,Ill go.

      A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停頓片刻)The next one!(體育老師上)A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

      體:Of course you neednt.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?

      A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.

      體:Good!Boys,come on!(演員上場,表演花式籃球,配樂)體:Are you satisfied?

      A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.

      體:Ok.Have a good week!(體育老師下,秘書和服務員上)秘:A,Its time to have lunch.(退到一旁)服:Good afternoon.What do you want today?

      A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.

      服:Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下場,秘書上前整理書桌 ,A翻看雜志)秘:(整理完畢,打開文件夾)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

      A:Really?Thats great.(飯菜送上)Thats tips.

      服:Thank you very much.(退場)

      Scene3

      Narrator:A下午的計算機課變成了網吧的實踐課,這不,只見她奔騰地沖進了奔騰網吧,用183邁的速度將上下樓搜了個遍,猛然地發現座無虛席,于是她又奔騰地沖出了奔騰網吧,劍一樣地射進了183.她今天的任務是練好勁舞團!

     。ˋ跑進網吧,找臺電腦迅速坐下,開始游戲。音樂起,表演真人版勁舞團)(數分鐘后)

      A:(伸個懶腰)So great that my computers homework has finished.

      Scene4

      Narrator:就這樣,A無憂無慮地度過了大學四年,終于到了要找工作的時候,A卻四處碰壁,聽到的`最多的一句話莫過于——面試官:(很禮貌地請A離開)Im so sorry!

     。ˋ那著簡歷,垂頭喪氣地從臺上走了一圈,腦海中不;仨懩蔷湓"Narrator:Im so sorry……")Scene5

     。犃荚嚨目紙錾,老師開始收卷,發現A在酣睡)Narrator:下午的聽力測試要結束了,A的夢也該 醒了……老師:(很不耐煩地拍拍桌子,發現A仍然沒醒,然后提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!

      A:(換個睡覺姿勢)En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.Thiss tips.(抓起試卷遞上去)老師:(看到空白的試卷,搖搖頭)Im so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!

     。ㄏ抡n鈴響,老師無奈離開,同學們紛紛沖出教室,只有B還等著A)B:Hey!(看表)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!

      A:(剛剛清醒)Wow,wonderful.Its just a dream!(歡呼)Its doesnt matter.Its not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isnt it?

      B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

      A:Why did you say that?Its really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(歡快語氣).

      B:So you wont sleep in the class?

      A:Of course.Lets go to the canteen!

      B:Well,lets go!

      Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音樂起)~The End~

      大學英語話劇劇本 3

      by Betty Liao

      Cast

      George

      Mancy

      Ken

      Tida

      Annie

      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:

     。℅)George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

     。↘)Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

     。═)Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

     。∕)Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

     。ˋ)Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

      Plot:

      There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ

     。↖n Girls’ Dorm)

      M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

      A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

      SceneⅡ

     。˙oys’ Dorm)

      Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

      M: What’s the most important thing for you?

      G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

      M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

      T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

      K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

     。℅eorge and Mancy just keep talking.)

      M: George, you’re so humorous.

      T: (hits the desk) No more talking.

     。ˋt the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

      Annie calls Mancy.)

      M: Hello, this is Mancy.

      A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

      M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

      M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

      SceneⅢ

     。↖n class)

      K: Sorry, I’m late.

     。‥veryone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

      G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

      T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

      K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

      T: Oh…OK.

      A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

      M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

      A: Who was with you? George?

      M: Yes…

      A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.

      M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

      A: I don’t think so.

      K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

      T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

     。═he bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)Scene Ⅳ

     。∣n the road)

      M: Where are we going?

      G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

      M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

      G: That’s OK.

      Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)SceneⅤ

     。↖n the hospital)

      M: Are you OK?

      G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

      M: Just a little hurt.

      G: I’m so sorry.

      M: No, don’t say that.

      G: But the surprise …

      M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

      G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

      Scene Ⅵ

     。↖n the boys’ dorm)

      K: What happened to you?

      G: I had a motorcycle accident.

      T: Are you OK?

      G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot

      K: How did it happen?

      G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

      T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

      G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

      K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

      T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

      G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

      T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

      K: We can help him go to class.

      T: That’s a good idea.

      G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

      K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

      T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

      Scene Ⅶ

     。↖n the girls’ dorm)

      A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

      M: I feel just a little painful.

      A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

      M: Ive already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

      A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…

      M: Really? Where will we go?

      A: Hung-Lin, of course.

      M: Oh, no!

      大學英語話劇劇本 4

      Michael: 澤泓

      Scolfield: 仲銓

      Lincoln: 桂帆

      T-bag: 捷馳

      宿舍

      3人:

      M:(reading book) "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,its a littleboringScolfield,what are you doing ?

      S: (剛開始沒應答,忙于dota) im dota ing…Oh,noI lost again(中文說:隊友不給力。.

      what a day! I lost five times today.I couldnt dota any moreAnd Lincoln ,what areyou busy with ?大學生英語話劇劇本

      L: nothing,just watching video.

      M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess its American,right?

      L: Yeah,American of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much.

      but this movie Im watching is not that funny.Heyguys,its holiday ,is there anyfun we can have?

      S: SayI remember theres a party tonight at E502.

      M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.theres a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a goodchance to make some friendsyou know

      L: with some beautiful girls,right?

      S: Yeah,thats really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering partypretty girls are everywhereM & L :hahawe know what you mean.

      L : all right.its a deal.four of us should go to the party together.

      M: OKbut where is T-bag ?

      S: T-bag

      T-bag 進來

      L: T-bag,where have you been?

      M: we have a good news .

      S: Yeah,theres a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us?

      T-bag: (裝悲劇ing)sorry ,I dont want to,Im not in a good mood.

      L: come on ,man,whats wrong with you?

      T: oh,well its about my father;my family told me that he got hurt when riding a bike.

      S、M、L: its really a pity.

      3人將進入PARTY場地時:

      S: look at those four beautiful girls,as I say:pretty girls are everywhere!

      M: Yeah,you are actually right,I really wanna make acquaintance with them.

      L:不悅

      S:come on,Lincoln,we are having party

      L: wait a minute ,we are having fun while our good friend T-bag is in trouble.I dontthink its appropriate.Were good friends.

      M: yeah,youre right.we should do sth for T-bag.

      S: OK,GOOD BYE,PRRETY GIRLS.

      PPT:(決定去做某事)

      2 hours later:

      宿舍:

      T:裝不爽

      3人進來后,T: why are you come back so early?Is the party funny?

      L: Yeah,the girls are prrety,but we

      S: WE got sth for you.

      M: 將一張紙遞給T-BAG

      T: oh,my god ,its a plane tiket for my home,thats so sweet of youyou go to buy tiket for me instead of having fun at the partyTHANKS,GUYSM: dontt thank us.WE are friends ,as the 《rules for students》 says:treat all of yourfriends just like your family at home.

      L: Yeah,were brothers.

      several days later:

      T-bag comes back

      T-bag: hey,guys Im back.

      L: hey,T-bag,Is evething OK?

      M: enhow about your father?

      T: well,my fathers hurt isnt very serious,hell OK in a month or not.

      S: enYOU are a dutiful son.

      L: thats really great.

      T: Hey,whats are you watching just now?

      L: WELL,were watching funny video.

      S: Its Japanese not American.

      T: Oh,Let me see how funny it is

      大學英語話劇劇本 5

      一天出租車司機Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。煩人的女孩、孕婦、搶匪、不管事的.警察,甚至還遇到了鬼。

      Cast

      Erin Chang: Robber

      Debby Tsai: Police officer

      Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl

      Alec Zhao: Ghost student

      Leo Lee: Taxi driver

      Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman

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      Summary

      This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

      Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?

      Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.

      Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?

      Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.

      Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?

      Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?

      Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.

      Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!

      Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.

      Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.

      Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!

      Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!

      Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.

      Tommy: Where are you going?

      Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.

      Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.

      Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.

      Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.

      Pregnant woman: Thank you.

      Pregnant woman: (screaming)

      Tommy: Are you ok?

      Pregnant woman: (screaming)

      Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.

      Pregnant woman: (screaming)

      Tommy: We’re almost there.

      Pregnant woman: (screaming)

      Tommy: Here we are.

      Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?

      Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?

      Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

      Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?

      Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

      Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.

      Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!

      Robber: Get out of here, quickly!

      Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.

      Tommy: Where do you want to go?

      Robber: Shut up! Just drive!

      Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.

      Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.

      Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.

      Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.

      Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.

      Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!

      Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.

      Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.

      Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.

      Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!

      Tommy: But…but…but….

      Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!

      Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.

      The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.

      Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….

      Police officer: Show me your license and registration.

      Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….

      Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.

      Tommy: Not your business? But…

      Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.

      Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.

      Police officer: And where is the robber?

      Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now….

      Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.

      Tommy: Sir! Sir!

      Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?

      Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.

      Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.

      Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.

      Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.

      Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.

      Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?

      Ghost student: That’s right.

      Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.

      Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.

      Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?

      Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?

      Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.

      Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.

      Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.

      Ghost student: There you go.

      Tommy: Um... What’s this?

      Ghost student: Money.

      Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)

      大學英語話劇劇本 6

      ABCD,four people are from Fre 小品劇本之家nch----Nice Compnay ;EFGH,four people are Chinese---- Good Company

      In the airport one:

      A:Today,we are told to wait for the people from Good Company.

      B:Yes,though we experienced long trip,we are still happy.

      C:That’s right.Look,this city is quite beautiful,and it seems that people here are friendly.

      D:In my opinion,we will have an interesting travel this time.

      In the airport second:

      E:Excuse me,are you from French Nice Company?

      B:Yes,and you?

      E:Nice to meet you.I come from Chinese Good Compnay. And today I will pick you up to my compny.

      A:Really,thank you very much.

      E:It ‘s my pleasure.This way,please.

      C:Let’s go!

      On the car:

      E:I’m so happy to know you and welcome to China.

      F:It’s the first time for to visit China.

      A:Yes,I have never come to China before.But it’s the third time for B to visit China.

      B:I came to China before and I have been to Beijing,Shanghai and Xi’an those famous cities.

      F:What do you think you China so?

      B:Haha,China is a good place,people here are very kind.What’s more,there are so many delicious food in China.

      E:Yes,I would like to enjoy various food with you after this meeting.

      CD:Thangks!

      In the company one:

      E:OK,it’s our company building.This way,please.

      D:Thank you.Wow,your company looks so big.

      F:Thank you.And we have 20 subsidiaries at home and abroad.

      E:Now we will take you to our boss’ office.

      In the company second:

      E:Come in please,this is our boss, G.And G,they are our guest from French Nice Company.

      G:Welcome to our company.And sit down please.This is my assistant H,he will take charge of this project with you.

      F:Glad to see you!

      ABCD:Nice to meet you!

      G:This project we work together are important for our two companies.And the following we will four meeting which discuss something about the whole work.

      A:No problem.

      G:And please don’t worry,we will arrange anything you need before,you just tell us what you need in advance.

      B:It’s so nice of you.And this time we take lots of details about our project.I think they will do much function in it.

      E:Yes.Oh,it’s time for our lunch.Let’s go to have lunch,ok?

      C:OK,thank you.

      大學英語話劇劇本 7

      A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

      超級搞笑,哈哈哈

      從前,一個巫婆有一雙臭腳,人們都很討厭。所以,她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。

      有一天她來到"香國" 。她發現,人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的'香腳。

      有一位公主,她總是失眠。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法,她還不能睡覺。國王和王后陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。

      最后,他們就發現了一個方法:每當公主無法入睡,她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳,然后她將睡得很好。

      最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

      人物

      Ada: Little girl

      Candy: Queen

      Evander: King

      Evelyn

      Joel: Prince

      Rita: Singer /Woman

      Yilina: Witch

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      Summary

      Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.

      And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.

      There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen trany methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.

      And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

      SCENE I

      (One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)

      Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.

      Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.

      Witch: (screaming and laughing and dancing)I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!

     。‵lying to the Fragrance country)

      Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)

      Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.

      Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!

      SCENE II

      (The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)

      Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.

      Crow A: Please go away…

      Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.

      Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.

      Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!

      (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)

      Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.

      Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.

      Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.

      Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.

      Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.

      (Prince continues to walk.)

      Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.

      (Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)

      Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.

      Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.

      Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.

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      Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!

      Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.

      King: Yes! This is a happy ending.

      Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

      大學英語話劇劇本 8

      Be a Good Lover

      又是關于愛情的。愛情是一個永恒的話題,不分國界、年齡(?)、、、你是不是一個good lover?

      人物

      Vicky

      Benson

      Greta

      Andy

      Marcell & Ken

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      Scene I

      (One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)

      Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.

      Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?

      Andy: What should I do?

      Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?

      Andy: Sure!

      Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?

      Andy: I am not sure.

      Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.

      Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?

      Benson: What?

      Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.

      Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.

      Andy: I know.

      轉自:.

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      Scene II

      (After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)

      Benson: Vicky…

      Vicky: What?

      Benson: I want to tell you something.

      Vicky: OK, I am all ears.

      Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.

      Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.

      Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.

      Vicky: I disagree with you.

      Benson: Why?

      Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.

      Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.

      Vicky: So what can Greta do?

      Benson: She can have another boyfriend.

      Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else.

      Benson: Let’s see what will happen.

      Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.

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      Scene III

      (When Vicky knows that Andy is falling in love with Marcell. She decides that she should tell Greta about it.)

      Vicky: Greta, I want to tell you an unbelievable thing.

      Greta: What’s it?

      Vicky: Well, Andy is falling in love with another girl.

      Greta: You are kidding.

      Vicky: I’m not kidding you. I’m serious.

      Greta: I don’t think that Andy should love another girl.

      Vicky: I know what you mean. But it’s true.

      Greta: I want to get Andy back. What should I do now?

      Vicky: I don’t know. But if I were you, I would break up with Andy.

      Greta: But I love Andy so much and I can’t live without him.

      Vicky: Maybe you can try to forget Andy. After a while, you will forget everything about him.

      Greta: Maybe. But now I want to calm down myself.

      Vicky: Ok. If you need someone to talk to, I am always by your side.

      轉自:.

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      Scene IV

      (Greta phones to Andy presently. She is very sad and angry.)

      Greta: May I speak with Andy, please?

      Andy: This is Andy speaking.

      Greta: I was told that you are falling in love with Marcell. Is it true?

      Andy: Who told you about it? Oh! I know. It’s Vicky, right?

      Greta: You don’t have to know who told me about it. But just tell me it is true or not.

      Andy: It is true. I love Marcell. I am sorry.

      Greta: I love you so much. I can give anything you want. Why did you betray me?

      Andy: Greta, calm down, please.

      Greta: Ha! My boyfriend loves another girl. How can I calm down? I want to break up with you right now.

      Andy: Ok, do as your wish.

      Greta: I don’t want to see you anymore.

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      Scene V

      (Andy and Marcell went to see a romantic movie. They talked with each other happily. They were on the way to Marcell’s place.)

      Marcell: Well, what do you think about the movie?

      Andy: I think that is a good movie.

      Marcell: You are right. But the actor died of saving his country finally.

      Andy: Don’t be sad. That’s just a movie.

      Marcell: I know.

      Andy: Next time I will take you to a place to see the stars. The scenery is beautiful.

      Marcell: Ok. When can I see you again?

      Andy: Tomorrow. At 6:00 pm.

      (As soon as Marcell arrived home, she made a phone call.)

      Marcell: May I speak with Ken, please?

      Ken: This is Ken speaking.

      Marcell: Honey, I just arrived home. I’m so tired.

      Ken: What made you so tired?

      Marcell: I went to see a movie with my friend. It’s so boring.

      Ken: You need to take a rest, and I have many things to do now.

      Marcell: Ok, but you have to go shopping with me this Saturday.

      Ken: Sure. I will spend a special weekend with you.

      Marcell: Really? Dear, I love you.

      Ken: Me, too. Good night.

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      Scene VI

      (Greta found the secret about Marcell. Greta told Benson and Vicky about it.)

      Greta: I want you to know something bad about Marcell. Marcell has many boyfriends.

      Vicky: Are you sure?

      Greta: Yes, these pictures are evidence.

      Benson: Oh, no. Marcell is a bad girl.

      Greta: We have to tell Andy about it. Right now.

      V & B: Right…Let’s go.

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      Scene VII

      (At a moment, Andy, Greta, Benson, and Vicky were in a romantic restaurant.)

      Vicky: Greta want you to know a secret about Marcell.

      Andy: What happened? I am having my lunch. I am going out on a date with Marcell later.

      Greta: Marcell has many boyfriends.

      Andy: Are you kidding me?

      Greta: If you don’t believe it, here is the evidence. Take a look.

      Andy: Oh, no.

      Benson: We are not kidding you. It is true.

      Andy: I must ask Marcell now.

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      Scene VIII

      Andy: Marcell, how could you do this to me?

      Marcell: Oh, it isn’t what you think.

      Andy: I don‘t believe you anymore. I want to break up with you now.

      Marcell: Oh, no. Don’t do that to me. You know I love you so much.

      Greta: Andy, please don’t be sad. You still have me.

      Andy: Can you give me a chance?

      Greta: Uh yes…Andy, I will always love you. Please don’t leave me.

      Andy: Yes, I won’t leave you anymore.

      (After that, Andy and Greta have a happy life.)

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      大學英語話劇劇本 9

      Legend of phoenix

      Aside : This stage play was adapted according to an old story about a phoenix’ enjoyable experience in the beautiful water city of Liaocheng .The phoenix ,because she slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth , was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place on the earth in an appearance of humanoid beauty .She would not return back until she found the same liquor.

      Scene 1

      Phoenix (soliloquy):Oh ,it was really a sound sleep .I dreamed of my mother and my sister , oh , I missed them so much . How can I return back .Yes , I have to search for the liquor , that fragrant and strong liquor . If I find it and drink the same amount . I will get my colorful plume and fly back to my heavenly home , and see my mother and sister . But…where am I ? The place is so charming that it reminds me of my home .Green grass , broad lake…

      Over The Rainbow

      Scene 2

      (Mr. Zhang was a local merchant in Liaocheng ,while Mr. Wang was a merchant from Hangzhou who had promised to bring Mr. Zhang some jade plates for their business exchange . For Mr. Wang , it was his first trip to Liaocheng , and so ,Jinghang Canal was considered to be the most convenient route . But he has confronted much more difficulties . This morning a preceding letter said that Mr. Wang was going to arrived at Shanshan Guild Hall this noon . In case of missing Mr. Zhang has been waiting there since a very early time . However it was a long anxious wait . Mr. Zhang has grown too boring to stay any more , then , Mr. Wang finally showed up . But to everyone’s big surprise…)

      Merchant Wang : Deep water ,watch out !

      Merchant Zhang : Damn it ! What is going on ? Oh , hey guy it’s you , I thought you’ve drowned . You always surprise me .

      Merchant Wang : Oh , Mr.Zhang,sorry for so much trouble and such a long wait.But,it was really a hard journey . When my boat almost drow into shore , there is something wrong with the wheels. So , I have to swim here .

      Merchant Wang : But the jade plates you want are save , I’ve brought a sample here .

      M.Z:Oh , thank you.You should be very tired . I’ve reserved a hotel for you to rest.I can stay in Liaocheng for a few days and have a good look at the beautiful old city.

      M.W : Yeah,I think that I should .The views along the JingHang Canal are so elegant that I was fascinated by it and forget to go.And before I arrived here,somebody told me that Liaocheng was a city with long history and full of cultures.I think it worth a long stay.

      M.Z:It deserved it .Even many foreigners like to stay here for the rest of their lives.And besides the JingHang Canal it also has a board lake which was called DongChang Lake,one of the biggest man-made lakes in China.Its beauty can be compared with the XiHu in Hangzhou or even more beautiful than that.

      M.W:Yeah,and the magic tall Guang Yue Lou,which was built without a nail.And this…,ShanShan guild hall is a good place for us to exchange business . All of this worth a long stay.

      M.Z:Right.And still a lot for you to find.But, by the way , aren’t you hungry ? How about that we have supper first?I’ve prepared some good dishes special in Liaocheng and some liquor…

      M.W:Oh,stop…I mean…I can’t wait , expecially the liquor.

      M.Z:Let’s go…

      Merchant Wang : Oh , wait , my sister has been here with me .

      Merchant Zhang : Really ? Where is she ?

      MW: She is still in the boat . You know she is such a lady , and she would rather stay there than swim along with me .

      MZ : Yeah, I know . So go and find her , quick . How luckily that she is not a crazy man as you .

      Scene 3

      Sister : oh , what a beautiful city Liaocheng is ! Oh , look at the views . these are even more charming than some places in Hangzhou . I’d like to stay here for the rest of my life . I don’t care about my brother . He always want to put me under his surveillance,and protect me as a little bird.But I’m seventeen now,old enough for me to find my love,and start my own life.These years after my parents died,my big brother really take good care of me.And I appreciate those things very much.Well,I also love my brother,but that’s not enough.I can’t stay with him forever.He has to find his own life,so do I.

      Well,how about if I find a gorgeous boy here and marry him?Oh,sounds like a good idea.But how could I?

      M.Z:Hey,there’s a beautiful lady.Is that your sister?

      M.W:Yeah,she must be tired of waiting and prefer to walk,and meet us.Hey,Morven,come here!

      Morven:Oh,hi,brother,I’so tired of staying in the boat that I walked here.

      M.W:Morven , this is Mr. Zhang , and , my sister Morven .

      MZ : Hi, Morven , ( nice girl , to MW)

      Morven:Nice to meet you . (delicate feeling arouse in her heart which made her face sharply red )

      MZ: You must be very hungry , let ‘s go to the restaurant . Miss .

      MW: Beatiful ?

      MZ : Yeah , but local ladies here are much more beautiful . I an sure. Come on guy .

      Scene 4

      Phoenix:Oh,I am very hungry.I don’t care where it is now.I should find a place to eat first…

      (The phoenix met the two merchants.)

      P:Excuse me,Miss,er…I am very hungry.Would you be kind enough to give me something to eat?I am sorry…I…

      Morven :Oh , brother , she’ s going to die . Let me help you

      M.Z: Oh,I see.You are a lucky girl by meeting us.We are on our half way to a restaurant…so…how about that we share the meal together?I hope you ,Miss,would not care so much…

      P:Oh,I don’t care.I am really very tired.If no one help me , I’ll die of starvation. Thank you .

      (So,they went to the restaurant.)

      Scene 5

      Waiter : Sir , What can I do for you ?

      MZ : I’ve reserved a room on the second floor .

      Waiter : So , you must be Mr, Zhang ?

      MZ : Right .

      Waiter: This way please , sir .

      Waiter : The dishes you ordered are very unique , special in Liaocheng . So , you must be very familiar about it .

      WZ : You are right , l live here . Special dishes for special people .

      Waiter : And special room for special men , and … ladies .

      (The girl gorged the food hurrily as if she haven’t eaten for a century.The two merchants looked at the girl in a full puzzlement.)

      M.W:Miss…where are you from?You don’t look like local .

      P:Yeah…you are right.To tell you the truth,I came from the heaven.

      Morven : Heaven ?

      M.W :Heaven?Sorry,Miss,I am sure I can not understand.

      M. Z : Let me tell you , cities like Liaocheng and Hangzhou can be nick named as Heaven . You kinow ? And all girls are fairies .You see ? So beautiful .

      P: Sir , but I am from the real heaven .I am a phoenix before.I am here looking for a liquor…

      M.Z: Liquor ? Sorry,Miss,I am sure I am totally confused.

      P:Yes,the liquor…I slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth .Then I was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place.So here I am.I would not return back until I found the same liquor.

      Scene 6

      (Merchant Wang opened his wrapper and took out a bottle of liquor.)

      M.W:Miss,is this the one you are looking for?The liquor is as strong and fragrant as you have described.

      P:Yeah,it smells so.What’s the name?

      Waiter : Jing Yanggang,Miss…the one that Wu Song drunk.That eighteen bowls of liquor gave Wu Song strong power to send the tiger to death.

      P:Oh…such a magic!Maybe it would be the right one to give me the power to fly back to the sky.

      M.W:It must be.I never heard a liquor stronger than Jing Yanggang.

      M.Z:Try it,Miss!

      Scene 7

      The girl drunk some and changed into her original form.Then,a phoenix flew into the sky.

      Morven : oh , such a magic , here is so beautiful that I would not go .

      They danced off.

      大學英語話劇劇本 10

      甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome.

      乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

      甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),

      乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

      甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

      乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)

      丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

      甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

      丙:Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

      甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

      丙:OK!!! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

      near, far, wherever you are

      i believe that the heart does go on

      once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續作深情狀)

      and youre here in my heart,

      and my heart will go on and on.

      甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

      Oh, Im dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

      丁:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走到甲面前牽起她的`手做親吻狀),Im glad to see you,my dear princess.

      甲(做嬌羞狀):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name?

      丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白癡的搖頭),eh..,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?(搖頭),and Melissa Theuriau?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

      甲(指門,氣憤狀),you you you.....

      丁:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

      甲:I dont care who you are, just show me your talent.

      丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

      甲(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh, I cant stand, show you the door,

      丁(轉身離開,繼續臺詞):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回頭,對甲)10 thousand years.

      甲:oh, its really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, Im dying,you three, come here,

      三人跑進來,乙嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right?

      丙鎮靜狀:director,you like my singing,right?

      丁深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right?

      三人同聲:we are past,right?

      甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,Im sorry to tell you ....(接電話) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),you three,(抬頭),pass!

      三人歡呼,說:we make it,we are superstar!

      乙(甜蜜狀):thats very sweet of you,we love you so much(飛個吻)

      甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but Im look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

      三人齊答:yes,we do!

      甲伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!

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